Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to stop all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending more info digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
End This Damn Spam You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
You think you're so slick, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.